English sms

"L I V E T O G E T H E R"

What did u read?

Live Together
or
Live To Gather
or
Live To Get Her.

Just a beautiful way 2 say
'LIFE' is the way how u look at it

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog

Funny English SMSs

Funny English SMSs

CNN NEWS:

Hi there

Three monkeys escaped from zoo yesterday.

uh, I can see the 1st monkey. It is having a banana.

oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water.

Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS

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Do you know why Newton surprised when an apple dropped on his head ?
Because he was under an orange tree

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SMS

SMS

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why don’t you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u don’t shine

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